Uafas, the last Golem, lives alone in the South Side of Galway. Freed by his master for centuries after disobeying him, he lives peacefully in the Irish countryside. But, for a little while, his tender rock is eroding. It's time to do something if he doesn't want to die. With the help of a talkative crow and a talking mouse, on the orders of an off mage, he's going to look for the plant that'll make him waterproof. Only, the modern world is not so friendly, and his trip will teach him to hate roads and fear magic hunters. Are all these sacrifices worth it?