My name is Gudule. Ever since my little brother Gaston was born,
it's like Mom's brain went blank. All day long, she's stuck to him going:
"Agueuh, reuh, gaaaah, geuh."
So, to keep my brother from becoming an idiot... I decided to take matters into my own hands.
"Little old man," I told him, "your fantastic big sister is going to teach you the important things in life. "